Yo, this is to all haters out there, to all those who call me weak, fag or loser or frustrated. Or a weak frustrated faggy loser. You think you had it great growing up with a father, but you just do not know what you have been missing out on.
Sorry to bust your illusory card house, but reality just hurts sometimes.
Why I am better than you
You think you had it good when daddy told you stories of great adventures and of honor. Well, my momma told me stories about real life: About the sorrow of being left alone by all those you love.
You went hunting with your daddy? That is nothing. I came to visit my momma at the mental hospital and saw her courageously fight against the demons in her head.
Your daddy taught you how to get what you want? Well, I learned towith what others gave me for free.
Your daddy taught you to connect with your masculinity? My momma taught me to suppress it and canalize it into a noble .
Your daddy taught you respect? My momma taught me a much needed dose of misanthropy and a seasonable .
Your daddy helped you connect with your peers? Boring. I learned to understand that life is cruel and did not care about contemplated rampage.; instead, I got to know interesting people who – like me –
Your daddy taught you to express your anger? My momma taught me to retain it and forge it into white rage.
Your daddy gave you direction? I see the world without restraints and marvel in my aimlessness.
Your daddy taught you to stand on your own feet? Well, I pity you. My momma did not force the hardships of this world upon me; she gave me everything I wanted because she understood that I – as a human being – am deserving of it.
Your daddy played sports with you? That is nothing against the joy of seeing my momma fall on her ass during her meek attempt to sledge, then watching her hobble hurtedly to the car.
Your daddy taught you how to be a good loser? My mother would be exhausted before I even began to compete. Haha, life is beautiful.
You learned to protest against injustice and call out bad behavior, even putting yourself at risk of conflict? I learned to pretend to like my mother to get stuff I wanted.
Your daddy forged you into a righteous man? I was never forced to entertain illusions of morality.
You earned the respect of your father? I got all the love of my mother for free.
As you can see
Clearly you are the loser in life.